| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #601 | 2-ball | 6 |
| #559 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #581 | 5-ball | 6 |
| #400 | 6-ball | 11 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #698 | 8-ball | 24 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #440 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 5 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #38 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 55 |
| #36 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 53 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #235 | Divine | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #117 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 118 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #39 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 47 |
| #141 | Goodfella contract | 393 |
| #176 | Gordon Bennett | 2 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #280 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 28 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #215 | Knob stuffed shells | 5 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #97 | Necrotelicomnicon | 8 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #43 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 55 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #150 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #513 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #488 | awful poetry journal | 177 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #49 | bat-ass leather jacket | 6 |
| #380 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #1223 | brine | 3 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #65 | clownskin harness | 10 |
| #241 | cocktail onion | 2 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #644 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #1456 | dill | 3 |
| #993 | disturbing fanfic | 35 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #208 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 109 |
| #111 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 200 |
| #94 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 226 |
| #120 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 190 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #169 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 125 |
| #227 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 3 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #169 | filthy hippy poncho | 3 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #23 | gnauga hide vest | 6 |
| #165 | goth kid t-shirt | 34 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #90 | grungy flannel shirt | 9 |
| #138 | half-orchid | 42 |
| #482 | handful of hand chalk | 43 |
| #143 | harem girl t-shirt | 9 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #98 | hipposkin poncho | 2 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #43 | library card | 27 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #247 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #84 | pirate shirt | 24 |
| #1167 | pretty flower | 12 |
| #162 | radio button candy | 7 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #21 | seal tooth | 7,642 |
| #33 | sensitive poetry journal | 34 |
| #77 | shirt kit | 5 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #454 | supportive bra | 2 |
| #140 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 5 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #82 | tuxedo shirt | 3 |
| #488 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #39 | white snakeskin duster | 4 |
| #95 | yak anorak | 3 |