| #31 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 13 |
| 🥇 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 2,719 |
| #125 | Microplushie: Bropane | 105 |
| #130 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 34 |
| #142 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 40 |
| #172 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 16 |
| #124 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 85 |
| #126 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 121 |
| #217 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #133 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 53 |
| #128 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 126 |
| #132 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 69 |
| #146 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 83 |
| #24 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 44 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #551 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #67 | SPF 451 lip balm | 32 |
| #10 | Space Tourist Phaser | 383 |
| #9 | Space Tours Tripple | 709 |
| #26 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 40 |
| #29 | filthy poultice | 545 |
| #17 | gauze garter | 2,452 |
| #215 | handful of confetti | 154 |
| 🥈 | red balloon | 117 |
| #25 | sandwich of the gods | 48 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic G Imp | 14 |
| #352 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 19 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #734 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #559 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 13 |
| #433 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 10 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #644 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #815 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 14 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #351 | tiny plastic The Man | 12 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 9 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #738 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #953 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #460 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 15 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #716 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #952 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #554 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 13 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 13 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #417 | tiny plastic warwelf | 16 |
| #637 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |