| #95 | Amulet of Yendor | 211 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #82 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 672 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #161 | bag of airline peanuts | 163 |
| #270 | bejeweled cufflinks | 16 |
| #76 | black candy heart | 197 |
| #80 | black-and-blue light | 711 |
| #81 | blue plasma ball | 689 |
| #815 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #191 | brick | 196 |
| #79 | cheap studded belt | 745 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #141 | clown hammer | 188 |
| #243 | club necklace | 23 |
| #77 | cymbal syrup | 189 |
| #119 | defective skull | 196 |
| #127 | diamond necklace | 32 |
| #69 | duct tape | 762 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #77 | encoder ring | 225 |
| #357 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 113 |
| #102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 231 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #123 | fake fake vomit | 217 |
| #124 | fake hand | 201 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #75 | flavored foot massage oil | 700 |
| #71 | foam dart | 750 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #71 | gloomy black mushroom | 66 |
| #758 | gob of wet hair | 2 |
| #532 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #134 | jazz soap | 188 |
| #108 | joybuzzer | 214 |
| #132 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 184 |
| #82 | mood ring | 170 |
| #89 | personal massager | 492 |
| #98 | personalized coffee mug | 702 |
| #106 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 209 |
| #127 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 191 |
| #361 | radium-flavored potato chips | 128 |
| #568 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #877 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #676 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #296 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 20 |
| #127 | rubber emo roe | 211 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #83 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 674 |
| #544 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 82 |
| #412 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 93 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #371 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 99 |
| #617 | stuffed Meat | 77 |
| #476 | stuffed angry cow | 88 |
| #642 | stuffed astral badger | 73 |
| #404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 101 |
| #556 | stuffed cocoabo | 77 |
| #427 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 97 |
| #596 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 78 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #432 | stuffed hand turkey | 94 |
| #372 | stuffed key | 153 |
| #360 | stuffed mind flayer | 107 |
| #505 | stuffed mink | 95 |
| #638 | stuffed monocle | 75 |
| #648 | stuffed scary death orb | 73 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #471 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 91 |
| #534 | stuffed snowy owl | 79 |
| #604 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 75 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #560 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 78 |
| #652 | stuffed teddy butler | 75 |
| #719 | stuffed tin of caviar | 67 |
| #340 | stuffed treasure chest | 166 |
| #478 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 88 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1255 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #131 | whoopie cushion | 195 |
| #109 | wind-up chattering teeth | 217 |
| #96 | x-ray specs | 200 |
| #130 | yellow snowcone | 204 |