| #94 | Amulet of Yendor | 211 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #82 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 672 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #161 | bag of airline peanuts | 163 |
| #267 | bejeweled cufflinks | 16 |
| #73 | black candy heart | 197 |
| #79 | black-and-blue light | 711 |
| #83 | blue plasma ball | 689 |
| #815 | bowl of cottage cheese | 7 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #191 | brick | 196 |
| #78 | cheap studded belt | 745 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #140 | clown hammer | 188 |
| #244 | club necklace | 23 |
| #77 | cymbal syrup | 189 |
| #118 | defective skull | 196 |
| #130 | diamond necklace | 32 |
| #68 | duct tape | 762 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #77 | encoder ring | 225 |
| #357 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 113 |
| #103 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 231 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #123 | fake fake vomit | 217 |
| #124 | fake hand | 201 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #76 | flavored foot massage oil | 700 |
| #71 | foam dart | 750 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #72 | gloomy black mushroom | 66 |
| #756 | gob of wet hair | 2 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #133 | jazz soap | 188 |
| #104 | joybuzzer | 214 |
| #132 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 184 |
| #83 | mood ring | 170 |
| #89 | personal massager | 492 |
| #98 | personalized coffee mug | 702 |
| #107 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 209 |
| #127 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 191 |
| #360 | radium-flavored potato chips | 128 |
| #569 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #674 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #295 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 20 |
| #126 | rubber emo roe | 211 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #82 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 674 |
| #540 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 82 |
| #405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 93 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #363 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 99 |
| #616 | stuffed Meat | 77 |
| #469 | stuffed angry cow | 88 |
| #638 | stuffed astral badger | 73 |
| #395 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 101 |
| #547 | stuffed cocoabo | 77 |
| #420 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 97 |
| #591 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 78 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #427 | stuffed hand turkey | 94 |
| #365 | stuffed key | 153 |
| #355 | stuffed mind flayer | 107 |
| #498 | stuffed mink | 95 |
| #632 | stuffed monocle | 75 |
| #642 | stuffed scary death orb | 73 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 91 |
| #531 | stuffed snowy owl | 79 |
| #601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 75 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 78 |
| #649 | stuffed teddy butler | 75 |
| #714 | stuffed tin of caviar | 67 |
| #334 | stuffed treasure chest | 166 |
| #478 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 88 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #131 | whoopie cushion | 195 |
| #107 | wind-up chattering teeth | 217 |
| #97 | x-ray specs | 200 |
| #128 | yellow snowcone | 204 |