| #137 | 2-ball | 55 |
| 🥉 | BRICKO eye brick | 56,908 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1451 | Crimbuck | 213 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #8 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1,652 |
| #22 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 120 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #46 | black-and-blue light | 1,134 |
| #79 | blue mana | 2 |
| #171 | blue paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #4 | blue pixel | 48,010 |
| #19 | blue pixel potion | 108 |
| #5 | blue plasma ball | 7,222 |
| #97 | blue plastic baby | 4 |
| #392 | blue plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #201 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #53 | blue potion | 19 |
| #45 | blue shell | 8 |
| #271 | blue snowcone | 67 |
| #184 | blue striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #27 | blue suede shoes | 5 |
| #46 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 36 |
| #217 | booty chest charrrm | 40 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1166 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #871 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #866 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hot katana blade | 27,522 |
| 🥉 | lemon meringue pie | 10,521 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic hermit | 11 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |