| #141 | 2-ball | 55 |
| 🥉 | BRICKO eye brick | 56,908 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1451 | Crimbuck | 213 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #8 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1,652 |
| #22 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 120 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #49 | black-and-blue light | 1,134 |
| #81 | blue mana | 2 |
| #171 | blue paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #4 | blue pixel | 48,010 |
| #19 | blue pixel potion | 108 |
| #5 | blue plasma ball | 7,222 |
| #98 | blue plastic baby | 4 |
| #392 | blue plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #201 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #53 | blue potion | 19 |
| #47 | blue shell | 8 |
| #268 | blue snowcone | 67 |
| #184 | blue striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #27 | blue suede shoes | 5 |
| #46 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 36 |
| #217 | booty chest charrrm | 40 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1170 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #869 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #868 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hot katana blade | 27,522 |
| 🥉 | lemon meringue pie | 10,521 |
| #7824 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5713 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5812 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7876 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5315 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6330 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7825 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6371 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4843 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2804 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic hermit | 11 |
| #4854 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6185 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4901 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |