| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #884 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 7 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #1040 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #577 | barbed-wire fence | 6 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #316 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #457 | casino pass | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #430 | evil teddy bear | 32 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #467 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #490 | pet rock | 16 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #503 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #521 | ridiculously huge sword | 15 |
| #299 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 7 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #759 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #647 | toy crazy train | 13 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #640 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #837 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #515 | tree-eating kite | 65 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #535 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 18 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |