| #15 | BGE shotglass | 218 |
| #30 | BRICKO brick | 22,405 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| #10 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3,962 |
| #17 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #16 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #36 | Tiki lighter | 8 |
| #20 | Uncle Buck | 6 |
| #22 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 207 |
| #27 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #13 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1,884 |
| #6 | black-and-blue light | 4,992 |
| #8 | blue plasma ball | 4,885 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1976 | box of sunshine | 69 |
| #10 | cheap studded belt | 4,019 |
| #417 | coconut shell | 97 |
| #24 | decaying goldfish liver | 235 |
| #24 | deck of tropical cards | 12 |
| #11 | doll house | 380 |
| #6 | flavored foot massage oil | 4,187 |
| #14 | foam dart | 2,598 |
| #117 | gingerbread bugbear | 220 |
| #8 | grody jug | 1,308 |
| #14 | jar of swamp honey | 147 |
| #34 | jerky coins | 809 |
| #15 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #351 | little paper umbrella | 187 |
| #579 | magical ice cubes | 36 |
| #36 | perfect ice cube | 112 |
| #65 | personal massager | 641 |
| #45 | personalized coffee mug | 1,267 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #22 | psychokinetic energy blob | 800 |
| #41 | quantum taco | 1,002 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #698 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #7 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 4,161 |
| #44 | strange shiny disc | 162 |
| #5 | stuffed pocketwatch | 159 |
| #187 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 100 |
| #9 | suspicious package | 2 |
| #349 | toast | 3,272 |
| #191 | tropical orchid | 14 |
| #11 | tropical paperweight | 25 |
| #22 | tropical wrapping paper | 17 |
| #21 | turtle voicebox | 219 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |