| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #851 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #849 | disease | 3 |
| #541 | displaced fish | 3 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #115 | sleaze nuggets | 20 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #150 | stench nuggets | 20 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |