| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #253 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #761 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1,003 |
| #13 | Mer-kin darkbook | 10 |
| #12 | Mer-kin switchblade | 3 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #85 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 9 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #75 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #34 | The Necbronomicon | 5 |
| #230 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #654 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #17 | giant diamond ring | 8 |
| #20 | ginormous pumpkin | 17 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #615 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #45 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2,676 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 22,345 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |