| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #158 | hemp string | 148 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #797 | herbs | 4 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #115 | homeopathic healing powder | 2 |
| #256 | iron pasta spoon | 28 |
| #426 | kneecapping stick | 33 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #6 | mojo filter | 1,021 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #650 | rocky raccoon | 4 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |