| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #38 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #99 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #38 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #936 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #1135 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #157 | hemp string | 148 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #797 | herbs | 4 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #114 | homeopathic healing powder | 2 |
| #256 | iron pasta spoon | 28 |
| #427 | kneecapping stick | 33 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #831 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #6 | mojo filter | 1,021 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #864 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #652 | rocky raccoon | 4 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |