ProtonPR

RankItemQuantity
#299'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign6
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#573Asleep in the Cemetery3
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#437Summer Nights3
#252The Art of Slapfighting4
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#352Zu Mannkäse Dienen5
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1882anniversary gift box2
#606batblade2
#643bed of coals1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#3883box of sunshine15
#745cannonball charrrm1
#3275club necklace1
#217cold nuggets6
#143cold powder6
#241cold wad7
#529comfy coffin2
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#568corncob pipe1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#388effluvious emerald2
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#498flamin' bindle1
#838flashing novelty button2
#578frayed rope belt1
#460freezin' bindle1
#285frigid air mattress3
#4478handful of confetti2
#1648heart necklace4
#331hot nuggets2
#170hot powder7
#266hot wad12
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#1205pink glowstick1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#127sewer wad24
#723silver tongue charrrm1
#180sleaze nuggets7
#164sleaze powder6
#214sleaze wad10
#3321spade necklace1
#387spooky bindle2
#227spooky nuggets6
#111spooky powder17
#205spooky wad12
#672stained mattress1
#368steamy ruby2
#220stench nuggets7
#140stench powder9
#228stench wad20
#122sugar chapeau1
#101sugar shank1
#183sugar shield1
#79sugar shillelagh1
#118sugar shirt1
#146sugar shorts1
#105sugar shotgun1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
🥇time sleigh1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3941tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3876tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3872tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3928tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4024tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3980tiny plastic astronomer1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#3925tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3912tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#3878tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#3896tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3953tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#258twinkly nuggets36
#255twinkly powder16
#652twinkly wad49
#171useless powder1,157
#583yellow glowstick2

Wow, that's 1,596 items total!

what items are this player missing?