| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #158 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 2 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #288 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 38 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #997 | felt | 9 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #697 | googly eye | 19 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1262 | ion grid | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #887 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #228 | mime soul fragment | 13 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #639 | stuffing | 14 |
| #2987 | toast | 3 |