| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #156 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #223 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 2 |
| #1025 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #287 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 38 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #693 | googly eye | 19 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #229 | mime soul fragment | 13 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #638 | stuffing | 14 |
| #2979 | toast | 3 |