| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #263 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #221 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 5 |
| #331 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 6 |
| #541 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 5 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #360 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #377 | concentrated magicalness pill | 4 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #442 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
| #376 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 2 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #332 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #378 | jug-o-magicalness | 3 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #541 | magicalness-in-a-can | 3 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #789 | moxie weed | 4 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #781 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1556 | saucepan | 2 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #976 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1488 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #473 | soda water | 2 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | spices | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #376 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7029 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6374 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #575 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 3 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #458 | twinkly powder | 2 |
| #1020 | twinkly wad | 2 |
| #1907 | useless powder | 1 |
| #143 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |