| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #367 | CSA fire-starting kit | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #442 | donated candy | 4 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #24 | old sweatpants | 1,492 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |