| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #178 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #1022 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1637 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2408 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2534 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #757 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1445 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1488 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |