| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1060 | Crimbuck | 555 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #4 | beaten-up Chucks | 181 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | cheap elven gloves | 9,137 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |