| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #35 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 430 |
| 🥉 | Hey Deze map | 4 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #657 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 26 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #92 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2,500 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | beet | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1007 | brine | 9 |
| #21 | briny vinegar | 13 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #646 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1386 | candy cane | 23 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #822 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #725 | cranberries | 12 |
| #548 | dill | 74 |
| #14 | disco ball | 38,358 |
| #149 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 7 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1205 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #204 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #359 | spectral pickle | 37 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #129 | windchimes | 100 |