| #780 | Amulet of Yendor | 18 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #981 | bag of airline peanuts | 22 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #354 | defective skull | 68 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #680 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #464 | goat beard | 8 |
| #664 | goat cheese pizza | 4 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #354 | goatskin umbrella | 3 |
| #1253 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #984 | joybuzzer | 21 |
| #1060 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #810 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 23 |
| #1149 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 14 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1554 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #976 | rubber emo roe | 25 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1010 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #1127 | wind-up chattering teeth | 18 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #791 | x-ray specs | 17 |
| #1217 | yellow snowcone | 16 |