| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #789 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #885 | box | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #899 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #728 | lavender candy heart | 8 |
| #643 | orange candy heart | 18 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #589 | pink candy heart | 16 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1050 | scrumptious reagent | 2 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #647 | white candy heart | 13 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #776 | yellow candy heart | 12 |
| #1447 | yeti fur | 5 |