| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |