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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2129 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |