| #117 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand FlambƩ | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #252 | effluvious emerald | 5 |
| #24 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 36 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #113 | not-a-pipe | 5 |
| #14 | potent potion of potency | 45 |
| #232 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 5 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |