| #17 | Cold Hots candy | 40,356 |
| #9 | Daffy Taffy | 40,173 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #93 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 641 |
| #13 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 40,464 |
| #87 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 68 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #17 | Senior Mints | 40,310 |
| #96 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 13 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 40,569 |
| #89 | black-and-blue light | 657 |
| #88 | blue plasma ball | 674 |
| #40 | bottle of fire | 1,000 |
| #67 | breath mint | 166 |
| 🥉 | carbonated water lily | 30,412 |
| #90 | cheap studded belt | 652 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #21 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3,619 |
| 🥇 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1,111 |
| #40 | filthy lucre | 399 |
| #102 | flavored foot massage oil | 559 |
| #86 | foam dart | 662 |
| #7 | frigid fudgepuck | 419 |
| #177 | fudgecule | 14,627 |
| 🥈 | lunar isotope | 96,378 |
| #7 | palm frond | 8,500 |
| 🥈 | palm-frond capris | 1,111 |
| #4 | palm-frond cloak | 1,111 |
| 🥉 | palm-frond fan | 4,444 |
| 🥈 | palm-frond net | 2,222 |
| 🥇 | palm-frond whip | 1,111 |
| #414 | personal massager | 35 |
| #102 | personalized coffee mug | 679 |
| #27 | resolution: be feistier | 1,089 |
| #16 | resolution: be happier | 1,090 |
| #20 | resolution: be kinder | 132 |
| #30 | resolution: be luckier | 149 |
| #28 | resolution: be more adventurous | 128 |
| #27 | resolution: be sexier | 1,124 |
| #21 | resolution: be smarter | 1,141 |
| #22 | resolution: be stronger | 1,138 |
| #12 | resolution: be wealthier | 1,161 |
| #6 | scrumptious ice ant | 1,661 |
| #87 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 653 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |