| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #95 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #177 | hot nuggets | 12 |
| #309 | hot wad | 9 |
| #49 | jar of swamp gas | 1,790 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #530 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #170 | purple glowstick | 10 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #196 | stench nuggets | 10 |
| #260 | stench wad | 13 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2654 | toast | 18 |
| #276 | twinkly nuggets | 28 |
| #331 | twinkly powder | 8 |
| #242 | twinkly wad | 1,027 |