| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 24 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #25 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 4 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #25 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #12 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 5 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
| #9 | lead collar | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #31 | li'l candy corn costume | 1 |
| #32 | li'l unicorn costume | 1 |
| #53 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #12 | meteor shower cap | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
| #16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #10 | party mouse hat | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #28 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #29 | rattlesnake enrager | 1 |
| #20 | ribcage rollcage | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #34 | spectral pickle | 700 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| 🥇 | stuffed bandersnatch | 420 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #190 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #19 | tiny cell phone | 2 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #10 | vicious spiked collar | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |