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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1522 | Daffy Taffy | 8 |
| #443 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #1036 | Imp Ale | 51 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #820 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #815 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 7 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #945 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #719 | Knob Goblin steroids | 4 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #130 | Knob lo mein | 2 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #1175 | Mad Train wine | 15 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #362 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #562 | Ram's Face Lager | 18 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #556 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #1513 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 6 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #672 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #2629 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #94 | bag of Cheat-Os | 189 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #690 | bloody beer | 5 |
| #319 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #393 | bottle of gin | 45 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #719 | bottle of rum | 37 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #582 | bottle of tequila | 26 |
| #432 | bottle of vodka | 37 |
| #634 | bottle of whiskey | 34 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #510 | boxed wine | 30 |
| #261 | can of maces | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #846 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #323 | fine wine | 18 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #664 | flute of flat champagne | 3 |
| #478 | frigid ninja stars | 52 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #428 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #224 | horizontal tango | 6 |
| #774 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 70 |
| #755 | ice-cold Willer | 33 |
| #506 | ice-cold fotie | 32 |
| #924 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #399 | icy katana hilt | 6 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #348 | margarita | 3 |
| #465 | martini | 3 |
| #549 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #287 | monkey wrench | 5 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #79 | pointy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #283 | redrum | 5 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #200 | rubber axe | 5 |
| #386 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #375 | salty dog | 20 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #259 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 14 |
| #263 | shot of orange schnapps | 14 |
| #324 | shot of tomato schnapps | 10 |
| #545 | skeleton key | 7 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #283 | slap and tickle | 7 |
| #269 | slip 'n' slide | 4 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #576 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #327 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #248 | tequila sunrise | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #794 | tires | 2 |
| #1098 | toast | 520 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #255 | vodka martini | 5 |
| #280 | walrus-tusk earring | 4 |
| #175 | whiskey and cola | 13 |
| #222 | whiskey and soda | 4 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #461 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #438 | white lightning | 19 |
| #107 | wine spritzer | 11 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #279 | yellow brick road | 2 |