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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1524 | Daffy Taffy | 8 |
| #443 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #1036 | Imp Ale | 51 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #818 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #814 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #554 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 7 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1045 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1057 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #717 | Knob Goblin steroids | 4 |
| #734 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #818 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #128 | Knob lo mein | 2 |
| #633 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #1174 | Mad Train wine | 15 |
| #2369 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #360 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #561 | Ram's Face Lager | 18 |
| #1462 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2349 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #556 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #1513 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 6 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #671 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #2630 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #704 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #94 | bag of Cheat-Os | 189 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #785 | beertini | 1 |
| #689 | bloody beer | 5 |
| #317 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #699 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
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| #536 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #720 | bottle of rum | 37 |
| #855 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #583 | bottle of tequila | 26 |
| #435 | bottle of vodka | 37 |
| #634 | bottle of whiskey | 34 |
| #5009 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #512 | boxed wine | 30 |
| #262 | can of maces | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #943 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #845 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #323 | fine wine | 18 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #663 | flute of flat champagne | 3 |
| #478 | frigid ninja stars | 52 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #223 | horizontal tango | 6 |
| #774 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 70 |
| #756 | ice-cold Willer | 33 |
| #505 | ice-cold fotie | 32 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #399 | icy katana hilt | 6 |
| #274 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1369 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #347 | margarita | 3 |
| #464 | martini | 3 |
| #548 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #287 | monkey wrench | 5 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #592 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #79 | pointy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #846 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #282 | redrum | 5 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #200 | rubber axe | 5 |
| #384 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #374 | salty dog | 20 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #257 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 14 |
| #261 | shot of orange schnapps | 14 |
| #322 | shot of tomato schnapps | 10 |
| #545 | skeleton key | 7 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #283 | slap and tickle | 7 |
| #267 | slip 'n' slide | 4 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #327 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #248 | tequila sunrise | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #794 | tires | 2 |
| #1097 | toast | 520 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #343 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #255 | vodka martini | 5 |
| #279 | walrus-tusk earring | 4 |
| #174 | whiskey and cola | 13 |
| #222 | whiskey and soda | 4 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #459 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #437 | white lightning | 19 |
| #107 | wine spritzer | 11 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #278 | yellow brick road | 2 |