The Zany Potato

RankItemQuantity
#499Boris's ring3
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1522Daffy Taffy8
#443Hell ramen3
#1036Imp Ale51
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#820Knob Goblin elite helm2
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#792Knob Goblin elite polearm2
#555Knob Goblin elite shirt7
#916Knob Goblin firecracker5
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#945Knob Goblin love potion2
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#719Knob Goblin steroids4
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#819Knob Goblin tongs4
#746Knob Goblin visor2
#130Knob lo mein2
#634Lucky Surprise Egg2
#1175Mad Train wine15
#2367Mr. Mediocrebar4
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#562Ram's Face Lager18
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2348Rock Pops4
#556Sneaky Pete's breath spray2
#1513Tasty Fun Good rice candy6
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#672Wint-O-Fresh mint14
#2629Yummy Tummy bean6
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#7427badass belt1
#94bag of Cheat-Os189
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#788beertini1
#690bloody beer5
#319bloody mary5
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#393bottle of gin45
#537bottle of popskull2
#719bottle of rum37
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#582bottle of tequila26
#432bottle of vodka37
#634bottle of whiskey34
#5011box of sunshine7
#510boxed wine30
#261can of maces4
#4784candy cane1
#873casino pass1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#262deck of tropical cards2
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#944dusty bottle of Merlot2
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#846dusty bottle of Port4
#5138easter egg balloon1
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#323fine wine18
#1610flashing novelty button1
#664flute of flat champagne3
#478frigid ninja stars52
#604fuzzbump1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#275gimlet1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#882green balloon1
#1683green beer2
#428green glowstick4
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#224horizontal tango6
#774ice-cold Sir Schlitz70
#755ice-cold Willer33
#506ice-cold fotie32
#924ice-cold six-pack2
#399icy katana hilt6
#275icy mushroom wine1
#1882joybuzzer1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#348margarita3
#465martini3
#549meat from yesterday2
#132meatspout staff1
#287monkey wrench5
#1139orange glowstick1
#594pink pony1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#79pointy mushroom wine3
#1433portable corkscrew1
#848potato sprout2
#489potted fern1
#283redrum5
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#494roll in the hay1
#200rubber axe5
#386rum and cola4
#375salty dog20
#623salty slug1
#461screwdriver2
#259shot of grapefruit schnapps14
#263shot of orange schnapps14
#324shot of tomato schnapps10
#545skeleton key7
#438skeleton key ring1
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#283slap and tickle7
#269slip 'n' slide4
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#1825stolen accordion1
#576strawberry daiquiri2
#327strawberry wine3
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#248tequila sunrise5
🥇time sleigh1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#794tires2
#1098toast520
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#344vodka and cranberry5
#255vodka martini5
#280walrus-tusk earring4
#175whiskey and cola13
#222whiskey and soda4
#513whiskey sour2
#461white Canadian5
#903white balloon1
#438white lightning19
#107wine spritzer11
#1454x-ray specs1
#279yellow brick road2

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