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| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #43 | Falcon™ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #230 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #242 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #139 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 6 |
| #99 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 9 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #117 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
| #441 | black plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #433 | blue plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #229 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #256 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #283 | yellow striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |