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| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1024 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 3 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #50 | SPF 451 lip balm | 40 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #656 | cannonball charrrm | 2 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #129 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| 🥇 | targeting chip | 1,337 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #8 | tonic water | 1,337 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |