| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #248 | Crimboween memo | 35 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1187 | Valentine | 10 |
| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #563 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #66 | asshat | 100 |
| #676 | astral mushroom | 9 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1583 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #156 | black velvet box | 3 |
| #35 | blood-faced volleyball | 135 |
| #59 | blue velvet cake | 3 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of tequila | 17 |
| #93 | can of Binarrrca | 110 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1473 | candy cane | 21 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #977 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1061 | defective skull | 9 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | eggnog | 18 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #1013 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1391 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #785 | fruitcake | 27 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1296 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #1329 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1469 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
| #31 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 14 |
| #75 | orange glowstick | 17 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1053 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 12 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #729 | purple snowcone | 3 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1378 | roll of toilet paper | 20 |
| #1168 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #62 | sleazy hi mein | 20 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3881 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #9 | volleyball | 2,368 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1254 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1407 | wind-up chattering teeth | 9 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1266 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #1278 | yellow snowcone | 13 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |