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| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #78 | Mad Train wine | 1,560 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #113 | asbestos ore | 84 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #98 | chrome ore | 87 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #86 | dirty hobo gloves | 334 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #93 | linoleum ore | 81 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #486 | shingle | 7 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6272 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6234 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #96 | turtle totem | 815 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |