| #1214 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #555 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #9 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 10 |
| 🥉 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 11 |
| #4 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 11 |
| #7 | Staff of the Greasefire | 11 |
| #4 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 11 |
| #9 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 11 |
| #4 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 18 |
| #4 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 14 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #941 | bag of airline peanuts | 24 |
| #1028 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #1251 | defective skull | 4 |
| #961 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1109 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #996 | fake hand | 16 |
| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #986 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #1094 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #671 | lucky rabbit's foot | 10 |
| #969 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 21 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #899 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 18 |
| #942 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 24 |
| #1102 | rubber emo roe | 18 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1063 | whoopie cushion | 20 |
| #1106 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1274 | yellow snowcone | 13 |