Keynes

RankItemQuantity
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#1518Bonerdagon necklace4
#613Boss Bat bling5
#1417Boss Bat britches7
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#817Codpiece of the Goblin King9
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1003Crown of the Goblin King24
#1652Drowsy Sword5
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#471Sinful Desires1
#4Warehouse 23 crate1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1420badass belt39
#1520disturbing fanfic5
#673drywall axe17
#372giant discarded bottlecap14
#1169giant discarded plastic fork6
#535giant discarded torn-up glove8
#567giant pinky ring26
#1079obsidian dagger15
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#593shiny ring43
#1401stainless steel shillelagh3
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#929stainless steel suspenders4

Wow, that's 253 items total!

what items are this player missing?