| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #5 | Kentucky-style derby | 5,001 |
| #5006 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #120 | fake plastic grass | 15 |
| #107 | festive sausage | 24 |
| #43 | hot wad | 463 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #281 | sleaze wad | 4 |
| #106 | spooky wad | 55 |
| #54 | stench wad | 344 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #163 | twinkly wad | 2,047 |
| #250 | useless powder | 639 |