| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1471 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #912 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #190 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #821 | radium-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2026 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2840 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #753 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2874 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #787 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |