| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #913 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #190 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #823 | radium-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6936 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7829 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5297 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2032 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #755 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2273 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #788 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |