| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1440 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #913 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #191 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #822 | radium-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1663 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #755 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1650 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #789 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |