| #417 | 1-ball | 11 |
| #597 | 2-ball | 6 |
| #556 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #402 | 4-ball | 11 |
| #435 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #550 | 6-ball | 7 |
| #500 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 4 |
| #713 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #480 | 8-ball | 49 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #562 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 6 |
| #550 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 6 |
| #525 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 6 |
| #502 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 6 |
| #495 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 6 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #423 | Orcish baseball cap | 6 |
| #382 | Orcish cargo shorts | 6 |
| #594 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #355 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #383 | antique greaves | 14 |
| #346 | antique helmet | 18 |
| #347 | antique shield | 18 |
| #334 | antique spear | 20 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #155 | balaclava | 6 |
| #394 | ballroom blintz | 5 |
| #394 | black pension check | 6 |
| #53 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 242 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #169 | broken sword | 28 |
| #625 | bugbear beanie | 6 |
| #593 | bugbear bungguard | 6 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #733 | candied yams | 12 |
| #89 | cardboard wakizashi | 52 |
| #418 | cold ninja mask | 6 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #488 | cornuthaum | 6 |
| #540 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #199 | dehydrated caviar | 32 |
| #254 | desiccated apricot | 28 |
| #191 | disbelief suspenders | 6 |
| #189 | disintegrating quill pen | 53 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #469 | eXtreme mittens | 6 |
| #502 | eXtreme scarf | 4 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #620 | eyepatch | 6 |
| #266 | fancy bath salts | 55 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #569 | filthy corduroys | 6 |
| #551 | filthy knitted dread sack | 6 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #172 | fricasseed brains | 8 |
| #127 | furry pants | 6 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #72 | gob of wet hair | 587 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #367 | grouchy restless spirit | 29 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #343 | handful of hand chalk | 90 |
| #415 | herbal stuffing | 19 |
| #164 | icy-hot katana | 5 |
| #192 | inkwell | 32 |
| #395 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 4 |
| #115 | los chinos | 6 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #440 | miner's helmet | 5 |
| #599 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #193 | old coin purse | 67 |
| #167 | old leather wallet | 71 |
| #156 | opera mask | 5 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #259 | pool cue | 26 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #632 | ring of aggravate monster | 6 |
| #196 | roll of toilet paper | 551 |
| #216 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 11 |
| #132 | serpentine sword | 7 |
| #179 | snake shield | 4 |
| #213 | snarling wolf shield | 4 |
| #567 | snowboarder pants | 3 |
| #371 | stale baguette | 3 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #525 | swashbuckling pants | 6 |
| #389 | tap shoes | 2 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #496 | tofurkey gravy | 18 |
| #445 | tofurkey leg | 19 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #845 | wolf mask | 6 |
| #257 | worn tophat | 6 |