| #420 | 1-ball | 11 |
| #601 | 2-ball | 6 |
| #559 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #405 | 4-ball | 11 |
| #439 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #554 | 6-ball | 7 |
| #500 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 4 |
| #718 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #483 | 8-ball | 49 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #564 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 6 |
| #550 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 6 |
| #526 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 6 |
| #505 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 6 |
| #497 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 6 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #425 | Orcish baseball cap | 6 |
| #383 | Orcish cargo shorts | 6 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #356 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #385 | antique greaves | 14 |
| #348 | antique helmet | 18 |
| #348 | antique shield | 18 |
| #336 | antique spear | 20 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #156 | balaclava | 6 |
| #395 | ballroom blintz | 5 |
| #394 | black pension check | 6 |
| #53 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 242 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #646 | briefcase | 2 |
| #169 | broken sword | 28 |
| #623 | bugbear beanie | 6 |
| #594 | bugbear bungguard | 6 |
| #1042 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #735 | candied yams | 12 |
| #89 | cardboard wakizashi | 52 |
| #420 | cold ninja mask | 6 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #489 | cornuthaum | 6 |
| #541 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #200 | dehydrated caviar | 32 |
| #256 | desiccated apricot | 28 |
| #191 | disbelief suspenders | 6 |
| #190 | disintegrating quill pen | 53 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #471 | eXtreme mittens | 6 |
| #505 | eXtreme scarf | 4 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #622 | eyepatch | 6 |
| #268 | fancy bath salts | 55 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #571 | filthy corduroys | 6 |
| #552 | filthy knitted dread sack | 6 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #173 | fricasseed brains | 8 |
| #130 | furry pants | 6 |
| #722 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #72 | gob of wet hair | 587 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #368 | grouchy restless spirit | 29 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #345 | handful of hand chalk | 90 |
| #415 | herbal stuffing | 19 |
| #166 | icy-hot katana | 5 |
| #195 | inkwell | 32 |
| #396 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 4 |
| #115 | los chinos | 6 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #443 | miner's helmet | 5 |
| #602 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #194 | old coin purse | 67 |
| #167 | old leather wallet | 71 |
| #156 | opera mask | 5 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #260 | pool cue | 26 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #636 | ring of aggravate monster | 6 |
| #199 | roll of toilet paper | 551 |
| #218 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 11 |
| #132 | serpentine sword | 7 |
| #179 | snake shield | 4 |
| #213 | snarling wolf shield | 4 |
| #569 | snowboarder pants | 3 |
| #373 | stale baguette | 3 |
| #2454 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #526 | swashbuckling pants | 6 |
| #390 | tap shoes | 2 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #497 | tofurkey gravy | 18 |
| #446 | tofurkey leg | 19 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #846 | wolf mask | 6 |
| #260 | worn tophat | 6 |