| #401 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
| #285 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 3 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #398 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 14 |
| #51 | Meleegra™ pills | 241 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #114 | Orcish frat-paddle | 46 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| 🥉 | bar whip | 433 |
| #42 | barskin cloak | 3 |
| #5 | bat whip | 277 |
| #1313 | box of sunshine | 149 |
| #211 | bronze breastplate | 8 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #5 | clown whip | 295 |
| #46 | clownskin harness | 13 |
| #4 | cool whip | 51,527 |
| #18 | crazy little Turkish delight | 3,254 |
| #7 | demon whip | 125 |
| #30 | demonskin jacket | 12 |
| #9 | dishrag | 265 |
| #26 | dreadlock whip | 382 |
| #285 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 2 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #130 | frilly shirt | 5 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #11 | gnauga hide whip | 75 |
| #233 | goth kid t-shirt | 22 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #26 | hairy staff | 9 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #12 | hippo whip | 167 |
| #984 | joybuzzer | 21 |
| #49 | mariachi G-string | 92 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #10 | palm-frond whip | 233 |
| #7 | penguin whip | 370 |
| #97 | perforated battle paddle | 97 |
| #214 | pirate shirt | 9 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #5 | rattail whip | 114 |
| #37 | ridiculously huge sword | 896 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #13 | scorpion whip | 194 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #184 | spooky stuffing | 37 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #321 | stuffing | 28 |
| #18 | tail o' nine cats | 68 |
| #114 | tuxedo shirt | 2 |
| #324 | vampire collar | 5 |
| #78 | wang | 99 |
| 🥉 | whip kit | 10,053 |
| #187 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 7 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| 🥈 | white whip | 361 |
| 🥈 | wumpus-hair whip | 29 |
| #117 | yak anorak | 2 |
| #4 | yak whip | 453 |