| #381 | "DRINK ME" potion | 20 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #740 | Imp Ale | 127 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #357 | M-242 | 20 |
| #535 | Mad Train wine | 159 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #197 | Ram's Face Lager | 225 |
| #25 | albatross necklace | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #462 | bottle of popskull | 3 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #705 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 8 |
| #774 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 6 |
| #815 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4 |
| #719 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8 |
| #682 | dusty bottle of Port | 10 |
| #734 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #235 | figurine of a sleek seal | 10 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #188 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #308 | fine wine | 19 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #89 | flask of Amontillado | 2 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #490 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 196 |
| #391 | ice-cold Willer | 112 |
| #734 | ice-cold fotie | 13 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #36 | memory of a GT base pair | 3 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1359 | roll of toilet paper | 21 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #230 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #170 | snake | 99 |
| #790 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #218 | sparkler | 50 |
| #2771 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2293 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7816 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2138 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5801 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2298 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2203 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #219 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 101 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2055 | toast | 93 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #245 | white lightning | 58 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |