| #380 | "DRINK ME" potion | 20 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #741 | Imp Ale | 127 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #358 | M-242 | 20 |
| #537 | Mad Train wine | 159 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #198 | Ram's Face Lager | 225 |
| #25 | albatross necklace | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #688 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #461 | bottle of popskull | 3 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #385 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #706 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 8 |
| #775 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 6 |
| #816 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4 |
| #720 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 8 |
| #683 | dusty bottle of Port | 10 |
| #735 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #235 | figurine of a sleek seal | 10 |
| #572 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #187 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #308 | fine wine | 19 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #90 | flask of Amontillado | 2 |
| #732 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #491 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 196 |
| #391 | ice-cold Willer | 112 |
| #736 | ice-cold fotie | 13 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #91 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #37 | memory of a GT base pair | 3 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1362 | roll of toilet paper | 21 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #229 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #170 | snake | 99 |
| #791 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #219 | sparkler | 50 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2143 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2194 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #1917 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2388 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2305 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2210 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #219 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 101 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2066 | toast | 93 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #246 | white lightning | 58 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |