| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #356 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 5 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #1946 | box of sunshine | 71 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #118 | loadstone | 9 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |