| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #356 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 5 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #1946 | box of sunshine | 71 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #118 | loadstone | 9 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #805 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |