| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #357 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 5 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #1953 | box of sunshine | 71 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #480 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #122 | loadstone | 9 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #593 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3667 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1282 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #642 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #1076 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1686 | useless powder | 4 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1447 | yeti fur | 5 |