| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #6 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 30 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #41 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 151 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #236 | banana | 27 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1711 | box of sunshine | 94 |
| #72 | brick | 457 |
| #84 | bungle in the jungle | 18 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #365 | duct tape | 104 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | ert grey goo ring | 737 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #4 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 328 |
| #218 | happiness | 11 |
| #9 | hot date | 28,560 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #486 | jar of swamp gas | 84 |
| #51 | left half of a heart necklace | 9 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #611 | metallic A | 28 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #13 | residual chitin paste | 53 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #14 | wad of dough | 18,196 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |