| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #16 | bottle of ultravitamins | 51 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #523 | corn holder | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #264 | furry pants | 2 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6273 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5715 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6349 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5291 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #7048 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6996 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2687 | toast | 16 |
| #14 | toothbrush | 198 |
| #9 | tube of hair oil | 161 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #63 | yakskin skirt | 1 |