Mike the Lazy

RankItemQuantity
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#624broken sword1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#86clockwork widget1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#3472grue egg4
#734grue egg omelette1
#460hot wad1
#184ketchup1
#722ketchup hound2
#1898kneecapping stick1
#60lifeless meat doll1
#75meat golem1
#904meat paste2
#705pile of dusty animal bones1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#446stench wad1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#858twinkly wad10

Wow, that's 37 items total!

what items are this player missing?