| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #141 | Ent cider | 100 |
| #227 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 100 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #69 | broken cellular phone | 100 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #12 | handful of drink tickets | 100 |
| #168 | kneecapping stick | 100 |
| #119 | mafia aria | 200 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #114 | stone of eXtreme power | 100 |
| #94 | support cummerbund | 100 |
| #1402 | tiny house | 10 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |