Pheonexus

RankItemQuantity
#1248Angry Farmer candy19
#1990Boss Bat britches3
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#1496Crown of the Goblin King14
#341Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir23
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#441Gnollish flyswatter5
#443Knob Goblin elite polearm9
#687Knob Goblin scimitar6
#310Knob Goblin spatula26
#286Knob Goblin superseltzer23
#521Mountain Stream soda22
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#131Ram's Face Lager443
#208arrrgyle socks13
#387asbestos staff1
#180asbestos sword4
#597asparagus knife7
#3275badass belt13
#97bag of Cheat-Os188
#279balaclava baklava10
#88bamboo bokuto3
#954bar skin3
#497big red clown nose10
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#592black snowcone3
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#312blue snowcone50
#130crazy little Turkish delight217
#144disbelief suspenders9
#649drywall axe18
#517flaming crutch8
#277flaregun50
#325frozen Mob Penguin4
#396frozen nunchaku6
#779furry fur37
#123ga-ga radio42
#193goat cheese pizza65
#300green snowcone57
#2400hamethyst1
#750heavy D20
#278hellion cube25
#96insanely spicy bean burrito179
#306lavender plastic oyster egg12
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#897leather mask1
#521linoleum sword1
#356maple syrup12
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#394meat from yesterday4
#132meatspout staff1
#601metallic A30
#418mushroom fermenting solution18
#202mushroom pizza7
#325necklace chain7
#788off-white plastic oyster egg6
#216old coin purse52
#492old leather wallet5
#529oversized pizza cutter7
#426penguin skin132
#668phonics down43
#187piercing post15
#450pr0n legs33
#62pr0n taco11
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#357puce striped oyster egg7
#334purple snowcone58
#115ram horns64
#110ram stick60
#49ram-battering staff5
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#487red plastic oyster egg10
#327red snowcone52
#510ridiculously huge sword16
#453ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon3
#1003ruby W1
#884sabre teeth1
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#2957shiny ring1
#686six pack of Mountain Stream1
#488spiked femur4
#190star staff2
#621stone of eXtreme power12
#859super-spiky hair gel24
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#429titanium assault umbrella17
#1149vertebra of the Bonerdagon4
#463white satin pants5
#866white snake skin3
#567white sword4
#306yellow plastic oyster egg18
#260yeti fur892

Wow, that's 3,328 items total!

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