| #1249 | Angry Farmer candy | 19 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1492 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #340 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 23 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #441 | Gnollish flyswatter | 5 |
| #442 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 9 |
| #687 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 6 |
| #310 | Knob Goblin spatula | 26 |
| #286 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 23 |
| #522 | Mountain Stream soda | 22 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #130 | Ram's Face Lager | 443 |
| #208 | arrrgyle socks | 13 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #180 | asbestos sword | 4 |
| #595 | asparagus knife | 7 |
| #3278 | badass belt | 13 |
| #97 | bag of Cheat-Os | 188 |
| #278 | balaclava baklava | 10 |
| #87 | bamboo bokuto | 3 |
| #956 | bar skin | 3 |
| #496 | big red clown nose | 10 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #314 | blue snowcone | 50 |
| #131 | crazy little Turkish delight | 217 |
| #143 | disbelief suspenders | 9 |
| #649 | drywall axe | 18 |
| #516 | flaming crutch | 8 |
| #276 | flaregun | 50 |
| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #396 | frozen nunchaku | 6 |
| #780 | furry fur | 37 |
| #122 | ga-ga radio | 42 |
| #193 | goat cheese pizza | 65 |
| #303 | green snowcone | 57 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #749 | heavy D | 20 |
| #278 | hellion cube | 25 |
| #95 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 179 |
| #306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #354 | maple syrup | 12 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #392 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #599 | metallic A | 30 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #201 | mushroom pizza | 7 |
| #325 | necklace chain | 7 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #215 | old coin purse | 52 |
| #492 | old leather wallet | 5 |
| #528 | oversized pizza cutter | 7 |
| #425 | penguin skin | 132 |
| #667 | phonics down | 43 |
| #187 | piercing post | 15 |
| #450 | pr0n legs | 33 |
| #62 | pr0n taco | 11 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #356 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #337 | purple snowcone | 58 |
| #115 | ram horns | 64 |
| #111 | ram stick | 60 |
| #49 | ram-battering staff | 5 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #487 | red plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #330 | red snowcone | 52 |
| #508 | ridiculously huge sword | 16 |
| #453 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #486 | spiked femur | 4 |
| #190 | star staff | 2 |
| #622 | stone of eXtreme power | 12 |
| #858 | super-spiky hair gel | 24 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #429 | titanium assault umbrella | 17 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #462 | white satin pants | 5 |
| #866 | white snake skin | 3 |
| #569 | white sword | 4 |
| #306 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #260 | yeti fur | 892 |