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#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#300	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#147	caret	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
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#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#327	pointed stick	2
#108	smoldering box	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#2122	unstable DNA	3
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