| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #363 | goth kid t-shirt | 12 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1914 | grue egg | 12 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #25 | herbs | 3,000 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |