| #1123 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #6 | asbestos helmet turtle | 110 |
| #35 | broken carburetor | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #95 | toast | 25,241 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |