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| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #6 | asbestos helmet turtle | 110 |
| #35 | broken carburetor | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6118 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3326 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1649 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3840 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #95 | toast | 25,241 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |