| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #4 | Bulky Buddy Box | 966 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #863 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1528 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #218 | dollar-sign bag | 5 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #246 | huge gold coin | 6 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #164 | pile of useless robot parts | 6 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #791 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |