| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #6 | pirate pelvis | 3,138 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4 | tiny shaker of salt | 2,643 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
Wow, that's 5,814 items total!
what items are this player missing?