| #339 | "DRINK ME" potion | 36 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #717 | Cloaca grenade | 17 |
| #670 | Cloaca-Cola | 40 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #200 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 15 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #427 | Dyspepsi grenade | 31 |
| #701 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 80 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #252 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #226 | Goodfella contract | 215 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #228 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 18 |
| #356 | Newbiesport™ tent | 4 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #135 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 100 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #166 | bottle of bubbles | 70 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #2368 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #37 | carrot nose | 28 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #1005 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #143 | duct tape | 377 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #204 | hobo nickel | 1,434 |
| #149 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,684 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #222 | lewd playing card | 11 |
| #81 | lucky bottlecap | 16 |
| #25 | lucky lighter | 8 |
| #863 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #708 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #111 | shard of double-ice | 112 |
| #64 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #170 | strawberry daiquiri | 27 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #77 | stuffed yo-yo | 12 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #104 | thin black candle | 3,572 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |