Strudel

RankItemQuantity
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#2604anniversary gift box1
#269black velvet box1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#23bottled inspiration129
#1468box of sunshine121
#1705chaos butterfly1
#109chocolate box1
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#65demonskin trousers3
#1025disease1
#300evil teddy bear50
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#114fire50
#469flashing novelty button3
#290green glowstick6
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#26magnetic field1
#120miniature coffin1
#44misshapen animal skeleton3
#172orange glowstick11
#34patent antipsychotics63
#929pink glowstick2
#323plain brown wrapper1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#11shot of nepenthe schnapps134
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
🥇time sleigh1
#158toy jet pack50
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#26white Xanadian32

Wow, that's 687 items total!

what items are this player missing?