| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #23 | bottled inspiration | 129 |
| #1467 | box of sunshine | 121 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #65 | demonskin trousers | 3 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #300 | evil teddy bear | 50 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #112 | fire | 50 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #291 | green glowstick | 6 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #44 | misshapen animal skeleton | 3 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #34 | patent antipsychotics | 63 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #11 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 134 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #158 | toy jet pack | 50 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #26 | white Xanadian | 32 |