| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #964 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #458 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #483 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |