| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #481 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |