| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |