| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |